May and Flower off the hook

President Bush officially pardoned two turkeys this morning in the Rose Garden. May and Flower, as the turkeys were named by the public through an online poll, escaped a grisly death at the hands of the Vice President. Even Bush admitted as much, saying the VP wanted to name them "Lunch" and "Dinner." After speaking about all that he's thankful for (the usual-- the economy, soldiers, etc.), Bush tried to make a joke about a letter he received from a young girl in California who asked, "Do you ever get a headache?" "Not really," the president answered, "only when i have a press conference." Somehow, I believe him.